If Dogs Wrote Movies

If Dogs Wrote Movies:

A Walk To Remember: On a lovely Spring day, a dog goes for a walk with its owner and sees three new dog friends, four squirrels, a sprinkler, and gets a treat from a stranger!

Pride and Prejudice: A dog does not want to pee where the owner wants it to. It finally gives in to peeing after a mighty struggle and realizes it never wants to pee anywhere else!

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close: A dog attempts to wake up his owner by barking in their face.

The Notebook: A dog enjoys its new toy, savoring the ripping out of each page. Several of the pages have dried food stains!

The Avengers: A squirrel once did harm to a dog. It's up to all the Dog Friends to get it and all its friends and neighbors and relatives and anything that looks or sounds like it for all of time forever.

The Devil Wears Prada: That one lady who never has treats and doesn't like dogs on the furniture is coming over and our hero must decide between hiding in its kennel, ripping her stockings with its teeth, or trying to win her over with sloppy wet kisses.

Spy Vs. Spy: The humans are eating pizza. At any moment, they might leave some unattended. Our hero must wait minute after agonizing minute just out of sight behind the couch. He cannot close his eyes or get distracted by the nearby tempting toys, or the pizza may get eaten by...THE CAT.

Octopussy: A doggy horror movie. The new neighbor has eight cats. And none of them are declawed.

Pulp Fiction: A dog finds its humans library book and chews some of the pages into a giant spitball and throws the rest up onto the carpet.

Django Unchained: A dog helps a chained puppy (Django) by biting through its collar. The two go on an epic adventure to the neighbor's yard. Based on a true story.

If I Stay: A dog attempts to get as many treats in one training session as possible. If it gets five Cheerios for sitting, what will happen if it stays?

The Great Wall: The humans have put up a baby gate between the kitchen and the living room and the humans are cooking dinner. How will our hero deal with such an obstacle?

Resident Evil: The humans have brought home a cat.

Fences: A story of star-crossed lovers who bark at each other every single day but are kept apart by the chain link fences between their yards.

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them: A service dog tells of its visit to the zoo.

The Graduate: A puppy finally makes it to the end of Obedience Class and shows off its new skills to its jealous friends.